My non-access to the intarweb prevented me from wishing everyone yesterday a very happy Lincoln's Birthday. Every year we celebrate the anniversary of Lincoln's birth with merry-making, chocolate, the wearing of fake Lincoln beards, and commemorative use of the Princeton Rub (between consenting adults, of course!). As William G. Greene, Lincoln's life-long friend stated, Lincoln was "well and firmly built: his thighs were as perfect as a human being's could be."

Here's to all my friends having a wonderful day full of perfect thighs.